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Sat March 29th 2014 at 2:51am (2 weeks ago)

the mountain goats & taylor swift: a conceptual mixtape

johndarnielle:

only-doll:

 

1. you were cool/mean

2. no children/ we are never ever getting back together

3. you or your memory/ all too well

4. international small arms traffic blues/ dear john

5. balance/ sad beautiful tragic

6. old college try/love story

7. this year/fifteen

 

people were telling me about this on Twitter so I made a mix of it minus You Were Cool because I don’t have any recordings of that* and it’s fun. both artists would be well served by more shredding guitar solos but I am sure they are both working on it

I am attaching a trigger warning to the song “Mean” because it made me cry

ok well have a great Saturday

*I know I could get one by ripping YouTube audio or from archive.org but for me that song is for playing in rooms with people in them who are listening while I’m singing in the present moment, I don’t rule out ever recording it but that is where I am at w/it in my life since I wrote it & at present and in all cases I can’t imagine listening to it, for me it is only to be sung

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Sat November 30th 2013 at 2:27pm (4 months ago)

"ay lil mama u wanna tie me to the radiator and hit me across the knees with a lacrosse stick?"
— a quintessentially canadian okcupid message i just received (via softeeth)

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Mon October 22nd 2012 at 9:07pm (1 year ago)

ergojessica:

orangemuses:

oreides:

thehurminator:

Apparently Steve Blum, the voice of Amon, told some of the jokes from the Bad Joke Amon meme at Anime Expo.

I love this fandom.

YES! YES! i knewwww this would happeennn YES FANDOM.

NO FUCKING WAY OH MY GOD THIS HAPPENED

perfection

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Tue July 3rd 2012 at 1:23am (1 year ago)

"i just really wanted to play this song ‘cause it’s one of my favourites that i’ve ever written. i always have to soundcheck it because i wrote it when i was like really really angry and you know it’s like— the strength that a mother has when her child is trapped under a car? when you’re angry, you can just sing like, nine octaves."

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Sun May 6th 2012 at 3:43pm (1 year ago)

"I once saw a guy with Thug Life tattooed on his bicep in Comic Sans."

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Fri February 3rd 2012 at 8:30am (2 years ago)

Kat asked me if I was any good at anything and the only thing I could come up with was “darting through mall rats like a majestic swordfish”.

(Source: kneeblerelf)

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Fri November 11th 2011 at 2:04pm (2 years ago)

House Of Leaves Abridged

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Tue October 18th 2011 at 1:40am (2 years ago)

clientsfromhell:

Client:  “Hi, I’m looking for a photographer to take pictures at my wedding.”

Me: “Oh, ok. We’re actually a videography company. We strictly do video work.” 

Client: “What’s the difference?”

Me: “Um… We take 24 pictures a second.”

Client: “Hmm, that’s pretty good value for money.”

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Mon October 3rd 2011 at 6:12pm (2 years ago)

akpeteshie:


current occupation: a warm place for cats to sit
finally, a job i am qualified for

akpeteshie:

current occupation: a warm place for cats to sit

finally, a job i am qualified for

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Sat October 1st 2011 at 6:40pm (2 years ago)