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Mon July 28th 2014 at 8:28pm (2 days ago)

dominodominates said: So if Mouth Silence takes place pre-All Star, what about California Gurls? And Chop Suey? And What Does the Fox Say? Didn't those come out after May 4, 1999?

neilcicierega:

Mouth Silence takes place on May the 3rd, 1999, in a universe in which All Star does not exist.

There is a neighboring universe in which only All Star exists.

Music is able to fluidly cross time barriers.

The more powerful the music, the greater its ability to traverse time.

The power of All Star is so great that it destroyed all other music in its universe.

The power of All Star is so great that on May the 4th of 1999, it authors itself into the Non-Star universe.

Mouth Sounds takes place on that date.

Only Rob Thomas and his friend Carlos Santana know the truth.

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Mon July 21st 2014 at 11:57pm (1 week ago)

deonte-s:

pop punk is alive and well in 1649

(Source: feelknower1993)

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Mon June 23rd 2014 at 8:05am (1 month ago)

hunterfuck:

My manager thought the lyrics to love you like a love song were “I love you like I love some baby”

(via feelknower1993)

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Sun June 22nd 2014 at 3:43am (1 month ago)

zenamiarts:

Nobody likes Lauren

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Tue June 10th 2014 at 3:28pm (1 month ago)

broders:

THIS KID!! THIS KID IS JUST MAD

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Sun June 1st 2014 at 3:54pm (1 month ago)

biotrance:

Why did I never notice that Commander Riker, for the life of him, can not sit down normally

(via todbrowning)

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Mon May 12th 2014 at 3:26pm (2 months ago)

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Sat April 5th 2014 at 10:18pm (3 months ago)

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Sat March 29th 2014 at 2:51am (4 months ago)

the mountain goats & taylor swift: a conceptual mixtape

johndarnielle:

only-doll:

 

1. you were cool/mean

2. no children/ we are never ever getting back together

3. you or your memory/ all too well

4. international small arms traffic blues/ dear john

5. balance/ sad beautiful tragic

6. old college try/love story

7. this year/fifteen

 

people were telling me about this on Twitter so I made a mix of it minus You Were Cool because I don’t have any recordings of that* and it’s fun. both artists would be well served by more shredding guitar solos but I am sure they are both working on it

I am attaching a trigger warning to the song “Mean” because it made me cry

ok well have a great Saturday

*I know I could get one by ripping YouTube audio or from archive.org but for me that song is for playing in rooms with people in them who are listening while I’m singing in the present moment, I don’t rule out ever recording it but that is where I am at w/it in my life since I wrote it & at present and in all cases I can’t imagine listening to it, for me it is only to be sung

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Sat November 30th 2013 at 2:27pm (8 months ago)

"ay lil mama u wanna tie me to the radiator and hit me across the knees with a lacrosse stick?"
— a quintessentially canadian okcupid message i just received (via softeeth)

(Source: billiestiletto)

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Mon October 22nd 2012 at 9:07pm (1 year ago)

ergojessica:

orangemuses:

oreides:

thehurminator:

Apparently Steve Blum, the voice of Amon, told some of the jokes from the Bad Joke Amon meme at Anime Expo.

I love this fandom.

YES! YES! i knewwww this would happeennn YES FANDOM.

NO FUCKING WAY OH MY GOD THIS HAPPENED

perfection

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Tue July 3rd 2012 at 1:23am (2 years ago)

"i just really wanted to play this song ‘cause it’s one of my favourites that i’ve ever written. i always have to soundcheck it because i wrote it when i was like really really angry and you know it’s like— the strength that a mother has when her child is trapped under a car? when you’re angry, you can just sing like, nine octaves."

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Sun May 6th 2012 at 3:43pm (2 years ago)

"I once saw a guy with Thug Life tattooed on his bicep in Comic Sans."

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Fri February 3rd 2012 at 8:30am (2 years ago)