it’s that time again! WHOO! this one will probably be a measurable amount less social justicey than boed2010.
significant events this year:
- changed my url from “emilyswash” to “nuditea”, which is such a better name that i’m almost angry at myself
- learned to type while drunk, reducing the instant annoyingness and eventual regret of my drunk posts by approximately 87%
- acquired a smartphone, allowing me to annoy you at essentially all times
anyway, i posted about four thousand posts this year i guess! my ten favourites, for whatever reason, are:
- won’t it be exciting when we all get superpowers
- based on the first four episodes of the series, i have written a doctor who fanfiction.
- the tale of my fluctuating follower count
- so you don’t exist! now what? (a how-to book for non-binary living)
- i am mad men
- dear room blank
- swimming, not drowning
- self-styled
- self-aware
- maybe i don’t FEEL like it
and here are eighty-ish other ones i like, also in roughly chronological order!!
general posts
- i have just figured out the best way to describe how i talk sometimes
- lissalee
- farenheit 451 feelings
- i was trying to explain to my dad why daleks are so scary while he was rinsing dishes
- this i probably why my room is such a mess in the first place
- i am twenty years old.
- queer body
- wine yoga
- james masters
- prorogues
- if i could give sixteen-or-whatever-year-old-me one piece of advice
- bodies are great
- scenes from a sidewalk, 5:30 am
- a cover letter
- scenes from a corner store
- pitchfork reviews
- uncoolkid revenge
- i am going to make a maraca
- shit my progress reports never said
- pillow fights
- the BELTRAGEDY
- murder-burgled
- arguing with beauty
- so you’re the party cat?
- i had a dream that i auditioned for glee
- there are not many things that make me angrier than people using their children as an excuse for their bigotry.
- the pockets problem
- the potential i’m most afraid of as a future filmmaker
- thanksgiving
- on saturday i was really distracted while ordering lunch
- a brief inventory
- a musical who’s on first
- the compliments and forward-thinkingness just keep raining down from youtubers
- sometimes human interaction can make my day
- cheese sauce victorious
- fandom stuff LOL
- no more “sarah jessica parker looks like a horse” jokes
- that famous marilyn monroe quote
- do some people NOT talk to their cats?
- trigger warnings metaphor
- we just fell about the place
- use at least a bit on food…
- sometimes i think we should just all approach conflict resolution like cats do
pictures
- buy one, get one
- nacho topping free zone
- fashion muse
- more underwear
- GIRLS **** ROCK
- nosebleed solutions
- grade nine school picture
- anatomy of a fort-building outfit
- when the biopic comes out
- THIS LAMPSHADE IS BULLSHIT
- arty indie fun
- BAKING WHISKEY COOKIES
- how long were the ’90s
- clippy
- thankyou for the compliments
- holy bats & sparkles cameron is so damn good at literally everything
- rampant & militant binarism
- and they shall call it TIME TRAVELER CHIQUE.
- lucy bluth club
- i’ve decided to channel all of my negative emotions into art
- bowtie hero
- fav pants
- campaign of intimidation
- technological smouldering
- like a short julia child
- the future’s so bright
- bigger on the inside?
- best bath bever
- the hero my pants deserve
- the best photoset ever
- supreme despots
- satah is drunk and found a mirror
- just yokin’
- we hot
video/audio
- pronunciation meme
- covering “the blower’s daughter” by damien rice
- rurally
- THIS FUCKING CAT I SWEAR TO YOU
- distractingly long vocal undulation
- beeter off a cloonoe
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