March 2012
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my friends are talking Feelings and i just want to talk Let’s Get Naked And Dance so this is a hard moment for me
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it’s weird to be on the receiving end of the wide-eyed and laughing exclamation of “i feel like i’m so much drunker than you are!”
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whatfreshheckisthis replied to your photo: [satah leaning to the side and smiling, with a…
If you rename your tumblr “The Journal of Capt. Satah of the HMCS EatDic” even if only for an hour, I will give you ten (10) high fives (5’s) that never expire, redeemable whenever. Or I’ll mail you a photocopy of my hand.
DEAL.
February 2012
you know, one million moms would be a much more efficient organisation if they supported same sex marriage
if they were cool with wives having wives, they would literally only need to campaign to HALF of the couples they currently need to in order to meet their quota!
they would save sooooo much on family discounts
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“I was with a guy for three years. I had to move to a nearby city for a job, but...”
– mauxly
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hm i think if i were a weather person i’d be really really stressed out when i was getting dressed in the morning. what if i didn’t dress appropriately for the weather. what would the people think? i couldn’t let my fans down like that. i don’t think i can ever be a weather person, it sounds like a lot of pressure
stayinbedgrowyourhair:
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
i’ve also heard “when god closes a door,...
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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whatfreshheckisthis replied to your post: i just realised i’m pretty sure i never made a…
A Google+ hangout where people around the world set of their volcanoes at the same time.
gasp
i just realised i’m pretty sure i never made a paper mache volcano and did the vinegar and baking soda thing
all children’s media that features a science fair has lead me to believe i missed out on a vital part of my childhood and now i’m upset
who wants to have an arts & crafts SLASH elementary school science day with me in the summer
limefriend:
can you believe there’s no google search result for “zac efron ascii art”
wow. this is horrifying. signal boost
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ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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that was not actually relevant to anything on tumblr so NONE of you know the context of it and i’m almost sorry but not really, though i am sorry i’m not sorry
noooOOOO
don’t be mean to people who are on drugs
be nice and lovely to them!!!
help them be comfortable and safe c:
or just avoid them obviously but nooooo don’t mess with them and hurt them
that’s so mean
i’m not saying you have to approve! of course you don’t! but makes me so upset when people try on purpose to freak out people who are on drugs
moo moo moo
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definatalie replied to your post: my entire dash is just me complaining right now
Wait for it…. Now I’m complaining.
this morning’s tumblr soundtrack brought to you by a chorus of voices screaming horribly about the job search
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my entire dash is just me complaining right now
i guess i’ll stop looking at job boards and get dressed for my actual job now
but i’m not happy about it
in fact i’m going to make this exact face the whole time: >:(
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“Cold Stone Creamery places its emphasis on creating a fun and entertaining...”
– i can’t tell if this excites me or makes me want to die
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shit that went up at paraffin guts over the past...
vaguely illuminated wrinkles [warning for ableist slur] : we walk side by side in the dark, rarely glancing toward each other. this is the closest we ever get to actually being personal: talking like we’re driving down a highway at midnight in the middle of nowhere, where the only non-static radio station is quebecois catholics yelling at each other, so you turn it off.
backyard...
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watercolourstorm asked: you showed up in one of my dreams and fought voldemort on a boat. and then you ate some cookies and the moon exploded. i felt you should know these things.
my room smells like freshly baked bread
but there is none of that particular item anywhere in my entire house
WHAT IS THIS TORTURE
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
THERE’S NO WAY I’M THIS BAD OF A PERSON
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blahstuff replied to your post: emptysodapopcan replied to your photo: [photo of…
Ha ha.. “bangs”
whatEVER
what is it you lot call them
“fringe”?
fringe isn’t even a thing
fringe is a tv show
that i’ve never watched but i just looked it up on wikipedia and i guess it’s a sci-fi show about the fbi or some shit
pfffft
PFFFFFT
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emptysodapopcan replied to your photo: [photo of satah staring at the camera with a…
satah r u the fifth beatle
i used to get that CONSTANTLY when i had my bangs that way
especially when it was around this length
[photo of weirdly tan satah with a beatlesy haircut, standing on a balcony]
oh i thought this was taken when i was like seventeen but i was nineteen
babyface >:(
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librarianpirate replied to your post: all of my dreams lately have been super-stressful …
I dreamed the other day that you were my sibling and we went to the theatre together and it was accidentally live-action porn (like the cheezy “I’m here to deliver a pizza whoops where are my pants” type of porn) and it was super embarrassing because I was a the theatre with my SIBLING and that just...
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Watcharelentlessfeeling:
week forty-one (february thirteenth to nineteenth)
transcript.
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Watchjonahmeekison:
MERYL STREEP FINALLY GOT HER THIRD OSCAR
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all of my dreams lately have been super-stressful
this latest one involved me being a vigilante with like a team of people including a woman who defected from the police department because it was corrupt
and i got caught at the end and had to go to jail and agh it was just bad all over
I HATE MY NEW MICROWAVE
IT TAKES AT LEAST TWICE AS LONG TO HEAT ANYTHING UP
AT LEAST
UGHH
/storms up to room, slams door, turns music up to picture-shaking levels
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“i wrap my girlfriend in a blanket and call her my “sweeto burrito”
– spookydrew
ATTN: ALL POTENTIAL FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS AND THE LIKE
THIS MAY NOW BE THE ONLY NICKNAME I WILL ACCEPT
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“My mom and sister were arguing furiously. So my mom shouted at my sister...”
– jig144
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ok so a few days ago, non-binaries glancing to the right with avocados and people who don’t have friends were born
nbgttrwa is for pictures of non-binaries glancing to the right with avocados, and pwdhf is for pictures of people imitating sherlock’s infamous “i don’t have Friends” face
they are perfect blogs and they shall live on forever as my legacies
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limefriend:
I just told my parents “It’s slushier than a Ke$ha concert outside” and I’m not sure what exactly I meant by that but I’m positive it’s possibly the most apt comparison I’ve ever made
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obscurebside:
Rap…Soul…Electronica…Alternative. Long ago, the four genres lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Electronic genre attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four genres, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, a rapper named Kanye. And although his wordbending...
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at one point my friend was sexydancing up on me and her closing move was wrapping my tie around my neck in a sultry manner and then wiggling away, leaving me to stand stock-still with a horribly confused look on my face as i fixed it
last night we went to a bar club type thing and it was EMPTY, presumably because it’s sort of a university bar and most of the students are probably away for their reading week
anyway we were dancing sort of near the other group of people who were dancing and at one point a girl started breakdancing really, really terribly, and we all cheered and pointed and were in general enthusiastic
...
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arboresqu asked: what was your favourite song in a) elementary school b) middle school c) high school? what is your favourite song now?
“SCROLL UP!! YOUR MISSING A GOOD SONG!!”
– youtube commenters don’t understand that you can still hear the music if you’re not staring at the video
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Watchzenami:
Okay so this is part of a broadcast package for an imaginary TV show, featuring the Midnight Crew from mspaintadventures! Everything was built in illustrator, then brought into After Effects. Hope you like it -u- Disclaimer: characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Music remixed from the Homestuck OST. This is a non-profit piece of fanwork.
Also: A link to the YouTube Version if you want to...
Infrequently used threats:
iena:
andymboyle:
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itspumpkininny:
harharhar:
itspumpkininny:
iena:
I will take these mittens RIGHT OFF, mister!
Do you WANT me to make an example out of the thermostat?
So help me God I will REMAIN. SEATED.
Keep talking and I will turn that VCR of yours into a CASSEROLE.
The next can of spray duster you buy will be so expensive, I swear to god.
Say it one more time,...
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