hey hello yes hi there! welcome to eating dictionaries inc.! i’m your ceo, and you can call me satah, or sparkles! i live in ontario and annoy everyone in the car by harmonising with the radio. i am almost impressively mediocre at everything i do. my gender is non-binary and my pronouns are spivak (ey/em/eir) or singular they. this is my face:

[satah striking an action pose, wearing a bowtie in the normal bowtie place and also on eir wrists and belt.]

if you follow me, you’ll be seeing a lot of it, along with strangely punctuated rants about inane bullshit, drunkenness, general ridiculousness and goofing, more exclamation marks than you might have previously been comfortable with, rambles ranging from the absurd to the pseudo-poetic, aaaand some more satah!face. my common tags page lists some more specific things, for all your perusing or blocking desires. there isn’t really any grand theme to this thing except for how slightly off-kilter and dysfunctional i am as a human.

[beauty, a gray and white cat, is standing on a table, facing away from the camera. satah leans into the frame, eyes wide in a slightly wild way, biting eir lip and grinning.]

seriously, get used to that face.