notthemarimba replied to your post: that reminds me i started a new tumblr this week …

i totally just submitted

off to the best of starts

tranzient replied to your post: What are some good blogs/bloggers?

yay. also is that butts in the upper right?

i believe it is a globe butt, yes

that reminds me

i started a new tumblr this week

because what else would you do while taking a tumblr break

it’s called why everyone saw my undies today and you should all go submit the reason everyone saw your underwear today

this blog may be doomed to be only me because i’m starting to think that i accidentally flash strangers and/or deliberately get naked in front of people a lot more than most

but yeah

go submi　t to it it’s a really good idea for a blog just like all of my other blogs

taur replied to your post: What are some good blogs/bloggers?

WEEPS UNCONTROLLABLY

ah yes austin also has a very good blog and i don’t understand why it isn’t consistently in my crushes because i like about 75% of the posts

Anonymous asked: What are some good blogs/bloggers?

i dunno i follow four hundred and fifty people and they’re all great

here are my tumblr crushes

chibisokka / lavenderlavenderlavenderlilac / emptysodapopcan
vondell-swain / cataquack / goodson
tranzient / oncetherewasgreg / bloodycuckingfunt

and here’s some random stuff that i found by scrolling through my likes super-fast

http://greatvideogameideas.tumblr.com/
http://dearscarlet.tumblr.com/
http://theworstalbumsever.tumblr.com/
http://screenshotsofdespair.tumblr.com/
http://tmgtweets.tumblr.com/ 

and here are some of my blogs

enjoy i guess?!

chibisokka:

korra spoilers

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Anonymous asked: do you enjoy your job?? i've been thinking of applying as a housekeeper at either a local hotel or retirement home... but i don't really know how to clean aside from basic stuff.

i find it to be rather soul-crushing

but i think that’s largely the environment of the place, rather than the actual job itself? like… i don’t really have any friends on staff and stuff. and also the stress that comes from having such a sporadic schedule, so i never know when i’m going to have money or anything, which has made my goal of moving out remain a far-off dream. and also i sort of wish i didn’t have to get up at seven am most days because i’m apparently naturally nocturnal but whatever

it’s not really that hard to learn! i mean every place is different i assume but when i got hired, i had a couple of training days where i basically shadowed one of the more experienced people, slowly being given more and more tasks to complete by myself and that kind of thing. now i do whole floors by myself and whatever. the american dream. patriotism.jpeg

basically uhm it’s all divided into two rooms: in the bathroom i clean everything, replace toilet paper and kleenex and junk, and make sure towels and shampoo or whatever are arranged properly

and then in the bedroom i make beds (hospital corners represent motherfuckers) and dust everything and vacuum and make sure there’s enough coffee and sugars and tea and shit

basic stuff is all you really need

you gotta know how to scrub things and fold things and i guess memorise the placement of shit but that’s all i think. it’s really, really, really routine and pretty monotonous. great work if you have a lot of podcasts to catch up on and can stop yourself from thinking about how many humans have slept in the room you’re in and how many germs they all had

Anonymous asked: I will be a reference on your resume. SATAH IS LITERALLY THE BEST. There.

my literal cover letter:

yo,

i’ve got a p solid base of followers on the tumblee and as you can see in this screenshot some anonymous person thinks i’m, and i quote, “the best”

so i think that tells you all you need to know. i know there’s no number attached. i’ll have my people let your people catch their breath after being amazed at the wonder that is ME and then call them.

sparkles outie o(´^｀)o

at one point during my posting hiatus i made a bed and there were three used condoms in it

three

hidden away between sheets and wrapped in comforters and and under pillows

i shouldn’t need to wear gloves to strip beds

have your safe sex good on you but please toss your shit into the GARBAGE AFTER OH MY GOD Im’going to burn the world to the ground

i’m p sure the entire job-getting process is wired against me

i don’t come across well on paper and i’m pretty sure i don’t interview well because something about the atmosphere completely short-circuits my brain but i can dO THINGS

just let me do things

and then

you’ll see how you should pay me for them

really

really really really i promise please