riseofthecommonwoodpile:

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

i love this dog

(via shakuzen)

9,360 notes - link to this post
Tue September 2nd 2014 at 2:52am (7 hours ago)

im finally rewatching the doc who premiere and i really cannot deal with the dinosaur dying….. bit much for me……….. no thank you

4 notes- link to this post
Tue September 2nd 2014 at 2:19am (7 hours ago)

check out my super diverse work lookbook

check out my super diverse work lookbook

25 notes - link to this post
Tue September 2nd 2014 at 2:09am (7 hours ago)

one of the kitchen guys made a sound that sounded a lot like chance the rapper’s “IGH” today and i spun around so fast i nearly fell over. like chance was just going to be hanging out in the back of house at a restaurant in ontario. like that was a possibility

6 notes- link to this post
Tue September 2nd 2014 at 1:44am (8 hours ago)

librarianpirate:

love-and-radiation:

I don’t care if Superman can beat up Batman, why would he do that? If the question is, who would win in a ballroom dancing competition, well.

Pffft - Superman would not only win, he’d diffuse a handful of bombs while doing so!

image

158 notes- link to this post
Tue September 2nd 2014 at 1:34am (8 hours ago)

how dare you

how dare you

8 notes - link to this post
Mon September 1st 2014 at 9:46pm (12 hours ago)

about me

about me

22 notes - link to this post
Mon September 1st 2014 at 6:31pm (15 hours ago)

wait is that true? was that seriously in 2012? what the fuck? what the fuck. what the fu

4 notes- link to this post
Mon September 1st 2014 at 7:49am (1 day ago)

just realised it’s been nearly two years since i’ve seen a mountain goats show and i am fiendin for it tbh

7 notes- link to this post
Mon September 1st 2014 at 7:49am (1 day ago)

urdnotwrex:

please play this nonstop on loop at an uncomfortably loud volume at my funeral

(via asofterbucky)

7,032 notes - link to this post
Mon September 1st 2014 at 7:41am (1 day ago)

cleopatriapeterson:

Front & Back of my new moleskine sketchbook (which I accidentally drew upside down haha)

cleopatriapeterson:

Front & Back of my new moleskine sketchbook (which I accidentally drew upside down haha)

58 notes - link to this post
Mon September 1st 2014 at 7:33am (1 day ago)

cleopatriapeterson:

it was a very slow day at work today

cleopatriapeterson:

it was a very slow day at work today

10 notes - link to this post
Mon September 1st 2014 at 7:31am (1 day ago)

*dances all night to the best song ever* :O

3 notes- link to this post
Mon September 1st 2014 at 7:02am (1 day ago)

codyjohnston:

shinji-kun69:

Don’t ever fucking try to tell me that white people aren’t targeted and discriminated against for the color of their skin. Don’t ever try to fucking say that ANYONE has never been discriminated against. If you want fucking justice, then ACT on that justice.

HI UM NOPE
This headline is the deformed offspring of lies, bad reporting, and a Getty Image from 2012 taken after a man was beaten by police at the Occupy Wall Street protests.
The article cites no sources and reads like a Facebook Aunt telling a story they heard from their son’s buddy Taylor, most likely because it’s a poorly-paraphrased version of this also false article that calls itself ”White Man Cold-Cocked By Vicious Ferguson Mob In Blatant Racist Attack.” Money quote from the article:

“Most recently, a man was simply standing outside of a St. Louis McDonald’s where he was surrounded by a group of black man who punched the man in the face for no reason whatsoever. Seemingly unprovoked, the group intentionally targeted this man for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown.”

Ah, yes, the classic “for no reason whatsoever” immediately followed by “for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown” trick. That old reporting chestnut.
Anyway. The tale of an entire mob attacking this man was followed up by showing these tweets, where the story originated:

This is all from the same article, mind you. There’s a paragraph describing a mob of black men attacking this white guy, and then they show the actual source describing a single black man punching the guy in the face once. Also? The Knockout Game doesn’t exist.
ALSO also?

So really, “Black Man Punches White Man In Face, Other Black Men Try To Apprehend Black Man Who Punched White Man In Face,” because Ferguson’s hero-to-asshole ratio is actually through the fucking roof.
And yet…

Anyway. It sucks that the guy got punched a couple weeks ago, but if you’re going to lie about it, try being just so much better at lying.

codyjohnston:

shinji-kun69:

Don’t ever fucking try to tell me that white people aren’t targeted and discriminated against for the color of their skin. Don’t ever try to fucking say that ANYONE has never been discriminated against. If you want fucking justice, then ACT on that justice.

HI UM NOPE

This headline is the deformed offspring of lies, bad reporting, and a Getty Image from 2012 taken after a man was beaten by police at the Occupy Wall Street protests.

The article cites no sources and reads like a Facebook Aunt telling a story they heard from their son’s buddy Taylor, most likely because it’s a poorly-paraphrased version of this also false article that calls itself ”White Man Cold-Cocked By Vicious Ferguson Mob In Blatant Racist Attack.” Money quote from the article:

Most recently, a man was simply standing outside of a St. Louis McDonald’s where he was surrounded by a group of black man who punched the man in the face for no reason whatsoever. Seemingly unprovoked, the group intentionally targeted this man for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown.”

Ah, yes, the classic “for no reason whatsoever” immediately followed by “for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown” trick. That old reporting chestnut.

Anyway. The tale of an entire mob attacking this man was followed up by showing these tweets, where the story originated:

image

This is all from the same article, mind you. There’s a paragraph describing a mob of black men attacking this white guy, and then they show the actual source describing a single black man punching the guy in the face once. Also? The Knockout Game doesn’t exist.

ALSO also?

image

So really, “Black Man Punches White Man In Face, Other Black Men Try To Apprehend Black Man Who Punched White Man In Face,” because Ferguson’s hero-to-asshole ratio is actually through the fucking roof.

And yet…

image

Anyway. It sucks that the guy got punched a couple weeks ago, but if you’re going to lie about it, try being just so much better at lying.

11,906 notes - link to this post
Mon September 1st 2014 at 6:59am (1 day ago)

hilarious depression quirks: haven’t been able to bring myself to shower properly in like wwwwwwwwwwway too long so my mornings are dusting baby powder in my hair to take away some of the grease AND THEN VERY CAREFULLY DOING MY EYELINER? like, can i at least maybe have some consistency in my ability to Be Presentable? can it be all or nothing, can it make even just that much sense, can it please god i’m so tired

12 notes- link to this post
Mon September 1st 2014 at 5:27am (1 day ago)