my fav thing about the mix-a-lot ama is redditors asking him about anaconda, hungry for him to diss nicki, and he’s just like “it’s great and fun and she’s cool”

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Sun September 21st 2014 at 5:22am (43 minutes ago)

my headphones stopped working gdi„,

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Sun September 21st 2014 at 3:00am (3 hours ago)

is it worth the effort to watch buffy & angel concurrently on this rewatch? like watch angel between eps of buffy? honestly i’m not even sure i want to rewatch angel so i guess if that turns out to be the case that pretty much solves it but IF I DO

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Sun September 21st 2014 at 2:31am (3 hours ago)

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Sun September 21st 2014 at 1:59am (4 hours ago)

if youre going to steal a pint glass just like own it, you know? dont try to weasel it out of the bartender or be like “if i just take this, what will you do” with like a smile. well nothing except now you’ve called attention to it. just take it. you’re stealing. own it. own the stealing. own the glass. don’t get me involved in it

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Sun September 21st 2014 at 1:51am (4 hours ago)

do you think if i volunteer to work thanksgiving and all of christmas and everything else like every day until dec 31st i’ll be able to have new years eve off

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Sun September 21st 2014 at 1:31am (4 hours ago)

sh*t!!!!! come to ny and host it there i wanna be New Years Plant Queen

are you feeling the pressure yet to come up with another bon mot for me to cut out of glitter foam and string across my wall on dec 31

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Sun September 21st 2014 at 1:27am (4 hours ago)

never got to have the big spring party i wanted to so i think this new years is going to be fairies fauns and flower crowns themed

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Sun September 21st 2014 at 1:23am (4 hours ago)

i keep thinking this says gtb and being like how did i not hear about this marketing strategy

i keep thinking this says gtb and being like how did i not hear about this marketing strategy

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Sun September 21st 2014 at 1:20am (4 hours ago)

stripmall friendship au with a couple little restaurants and cafes and weird stores and we all work there ok bye

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Sat September 20th 2014 at 11:52pm (6 hours ago)

fortunes from a saturday night eating delivery and watching buffy the vampire slayer alone in my pjs

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Sat September 20th 2014 at 11:29pm (6 hours ago)

XD This fandom is sooo random. I love it.

XD This fandom is sooo random. I love it.

(Source: chubsauce)

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Sat September 20th 2014 at 11:19pm (6 hours ago)

someone put “ME: IM A THE FUCKING ASLATER” on one of those text posts on images of thigns

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Sat September 20th 2014 at 11:16pm (6 hours ago)

nuditea:

theamazingindi:

nuditea:

etsydrugs:

nuditea:

i’ll be 100% real with you here: buffy & co. making their home base a public place for so long made zero sense. their main adversary is a creature that cannot enter a private domicile unless actively allowed in. like, rent an apartment, you know? convert the bedroom into a library. get everyone to chip in five bucks a month to keep the fridge stocked.

how do vampires’ internal sensors differentiate between a public and private space anyway?

yo seriously. is it the “home” aspect? like some emotional magical energy? does this mean if you spend enough time somewhere or have a strong enough connection with it to consider it home, it’s safe? is it the like legal binding? wasn’t there something in true blood about a vampire buying a home out from under someone and then being able to come and go as they please? how is that at all legit? and anyone’s invitation in counts, right? or only the owners/whoever? are hotel rooms private or public? listen. i’m going to be real again for one second. i’m starting to think vampires don’t necessarily follow real world logic

it’s actually just extreme politeness, vampire culture is similar to catholicism in the sense that it’s v. shame embarrassment and shame based. a little known vampire weakness is committing a cultural faux pas - it’s why most of the vampires you see die on tv and movies are white

me: [rips vampires suit jacket off]

vampire: is that all youve got? ha! you will nEVER defeat me!

me: oh? [very smug] is that so? come and Ge t me, big boy. [runs out of the room]
vampire: [follows]
me: suddenly in a velvet gown* you’re a ata a black tie event without a jacket, you UCKING ASSOHLE!
mvpaire: NO! NO! HOW CAN IT BE ATHIS? [BURST INTO AFALEM]

ME: IM A THE FUCKING ASLATER 

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Sat September 20th 2014 at 11:13pm (6 hours ago)

i love how obvious child normalised abortion not only for the main character but in the entire world around her like it wasn’t a lonely experience with lots of struggles it was stressful but in a normal way WOW incredible

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Sat September 20th 2014 at 11:05pm (7 hours ago)