the trim need is 100%

the trim need is 100%

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Thu July 31st 2014 at 3:01pm (2 hours ago)

i can’t tell if i’m just sporadically getting new freckles in weird places or if i’m just still discovering old ones but either way i’m into it

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Thu July 31st 2014 at 2:52pm (2 hours ago)

today’s weird anxiety dream had it all: reckless driving with mildly shoddy brakes and legal repercussions, a super weird party where a friend’s partner was acting like they didn’t like me, i had a BABY, the baby was a shapeshifter, vague feelings of a sexual past with a close friend, just the whole thing, all the necessary parts.

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Thu July 31st 2014 at 2:22pm (3 hours ago)

(Source: mrgrt)

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Thu July 31st 2014 at 1:41pm (3 hours ago)

frogspawned:

I think I’m going to refer to this ship as ‘strexual tension’.

frogspawned:

I think I’m going to refer to this ship as ‘strexual tension’.

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Thu July 31st 2014 at 1:40pm (3 hours ago)

i think my first shift went pretty well?! i don’t know, i am not particularly good at judging my own ability to perform new tasks and the guy training me was kind of hard to read, but it seemed as though it was fine. this phone screen situation is completely unsustainable tho i had nothing to do and was scrolling tumblr and because of the way replies are laid out i couldn’t even tell someone i loved them when i wanted to i cannot deal with that for much longer

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Thu July 31st 2014 at 1:43am (15 hours ago)

Anonymous said: you are very good looking! (sorry if thats a weird thing to send someone)

thnaks i threw up all day yesterday and got my period today so my body is basically failing and i’m at death’s door

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Wed July 30th 2014 at 2:19pm (1 day ago)

(Source: wondermark.com)

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Wed July 30th 2014 at 1:24pm (1 day ago)

I NEED TO GET BOOTCAMP OUT OF MY SYSTEM: PART TWO

dudski:

Part 1 is here. There is no Part 3, thank god.

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It’s just as messy as the first one was, if not messier. It’s definitely longer.

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(via yourwholelifeisa1dblog)

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Wed July 30th 2014 at 1:01pm (1 day ago)


i did my best today. it’s my pants’ fault for staying off

i did my best today. it’s my pants’ fault for staying off

(Source: chainsawsuit.com)

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Wed July 30th 2014 at 3:14am (1 day ago)

i THINK #vomitblog2k14 might be over? i haven’t thrown up in a little over two hours and my body feels a little more, like, real. i dared to take a really big sip of water and i know this has been a thrillride for all of you and i don’t want to deprive you completely just yet soo let’s WAIT IT OUT TOGETHERR

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Wed July 30th 2014 at 2:49am (1 day ago)

it is 2014 right? i am a little lightheaded tbh. i know what year it is. but i am very cold. these sound like the posts of a straight-up dying person but i really do think i’m fine though now i’m a bit worried because if this is the last post i ever made that would be pretty cosmically hilarious

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Wed July 30th 2014 at 12:30am (1 day ago)

nuditea:

what mountain goats feel did YOU have today

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Wed July 30th 2014 at 12:27am (1 day ago)

update for vomitblog 2k14: five times. nothing feels better than drinking water but my stomach is categorically OPPOSED. i nonetheless remain in high spirits and am going to attempt to sleep again and we’ll see if the nausea kicks me back awake

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Wed July 30th 2014 at 12:21am (1 day ago)

ahh i see i’m not the first hypochondriac to come ‘round these parts…..

ahh i see i’m not the first hypochondriac to come ‘round these parts…..

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Tue July 29th 2014 at 11:19pm (1 day ago)